30+ Bacon Jokes

Most people love Bacon and Jokes so… An obvious thing to have on this site is off course a big collection of Bacon Jokes.

DISCLAIMER: To begin with i have to say that ALL the jokes your read shuld be considered as humor/satire so you understand that they are not meant to offend anyone only to bring a smile or laughter some ones face.

  1. Why was the meat packer arrested?
    For bringing home the bacon.
  2. What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?
    Hamlet
  3. Why do pigs go to New York City?
    To see the Big Apple.
  4. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?
    The best bacon-and-eggs of your life.
  5. Why did the pig kill the farmer?
    To save his own bacon.
  6. What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
    Pulled Pork.
  7. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?
    Jurassic Pork.
  8. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?
    History in the bacon.
  9. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?
    Mistaken bacon.
  10. Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?
    Kevin Bacon
  11. What’s the name of the movie about Bacon?
    Frankenswine
  12. Got attacked by a bacon tree the other day.
    Turned out to be a hambush.
  13. I saw a fir tree with bacon growing from it the other day.
    Turned out to be a porkypine.
  14. What do you call a Scottish piece of bacon?
    Ham-ish.
  15. What do you call dinosaur meat wrapped in bacon?
    Jurassic Pork.
  16. What do you get if you play tug-of-war with bacon?
    Pulled Pork.
  17. Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?
    Bacon a cake for your birthday.
  18. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?
    I’m bacon!
  19. Why did the pig go into the kitchen?
    He felt like bacon.
  20. Pick-Up Line:
    Do you like Bacon?
    Wanna strip?
  21. A bacon sandwich walks into a pub.
    The barman says “sorry, we don’t serve food here”.
  22. Bought a new HP printer recently.
    The ink is a bit funny but tastes great on a bacon sandwich.
  23. What would happen if pigs could fly?
    The price of bacon would go skyrocket.
  24. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
    Bacon and Legs.
  25. A Bacon and An Egg Walk Into A Bar:
    The bartender tells them ‘We don’t serve breakfast here!”
  26. Why Didn’t Anyone Want To Play Ball With The Pig?
    Because he always hogs the ball!
  27. Which Celebrity Smells The Best?
    Kevin Bacon
  28. What is a frog’s favorite flavour of crisp?
    Croaky bacon.
  29. Why was the meat packer arrested?
    For bringing home the bacon.
  30. Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says………”Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.””Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. “With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

    There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon … Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

    “Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.”

    “Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don’t forget.”

    “Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon…ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.”

    And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

    “Pepe… Go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!”

    “Luis, Luis MI amigo… What ees it? “

    “Pepe.. Ees not a bacon tree. Ees

    Ees

    Ees

    Ees

    Ees a ham bush….”

 

 

 

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